You Know Youre A Cyclist

Here’s a few little one liners for you to have a read through. See how many you agree with / do all the time.

You know you’re a cyclist when...
  • your new bike sleeps inside with you
  • You can talk to a complete stranger for two hours about bikes and it feels like 5 mins
  • You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?"
  • You have 3 bikes and you absolutely need more.                                                            
  • You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".                                                  
  • The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike".                                   
  • Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.                                                          
  • Your legs are smoother than your wife’s!                                                                   
  • You only watch the news to get the weather forecast!                                                        
  • You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts!                                                             
  • You spend most of your time on the web looking at cycling websites!                                         
  • You can hardly walk in the most expensive shoes you own!