Here’s a few little one liners for you to have a read through. See how many you agree with / do all the time.
You know you’re a cyclist when...  your new bike sleeps inside with you- You can talk to a complete stranger for two hours about bikes and it feels like 5 mins
- You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?"
- You have 3 bikes and you absolutely need more.
- You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".
- The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike".
- Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.
- Your legs are smoother than your wife’s!
- You only watch the news to get the weather forecast!
- You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts!
- You spend most of your time on the web looking at cycling websites!
- You can hardly walk in the most expensive shoes you own!
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